00:00:01,1=Rory Breaker
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00:00:02,1=Rory? I know Rory
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00:00:05,1=He's not to  be underestimated
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00:00:06,1=He's a funny looking fucker, I know.
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00:00:09,1=You gotta look past the hair
00:00:09,2=and the cute cuddly thing.
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00:00:12,1=It's all a deceptive façade.
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00:00:14,1=
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00:00:15,1=A few nights ago his Roger iron rusted
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00:00:19,1=so he's gone down to the battle cruiser
00:00:19,2=to watch the end of the football game.
00:00:23,1=
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00:00:23,1=No one's watching the custard
00:00:23,2=so he switches the channel over
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00:00:27,1=A fat geezer's north opens.
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00:00:30,1=He wanders up and turns the Liza over.
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00:00:33,1=- Fuck off and watch it somewhere else!
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00:00:36,1=Rory knows claret is imminent...
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00:00:37,1=
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00:00:38,1=but he doesn't want to miss
00:00:38,2=the end of the game.
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00:00:40,1=So calm as a coma,
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00:00:41,1=he picks up a fire extinguisher
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00:00:43,1=walks straight past the jam rolls
00:00:43,2=who are ready for action
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00:00:46,1=and plonks it outside the entrance.
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00:00:48,1=He then orders an Aristotle of the most
00:00:48,2=ping pong tiddly in the nuclear sub
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00:00:52,1=and switches back to his footer.
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00:00:54,1=
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00:00:55,1="That's fucking it!"
00:00:55,2=says the geezer.
00:00:57,1=
00:00:57,2=
00:00:58,1="That's fucking what?"
00:00:58,2=says Rory.
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00:01:00,1=and he gobs a mouthful of booze
00:01:00,2=covering Fatty.
00:01:03,1=
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00:01:03,1=he flicks a flaming match
00:01:03,2=into his birds' nest
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00:01:06,1=and the geezer's lit up
00:01:06,2=like a leaking gas pipe.
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00:01:09,1=Rory, unfazed, turns back to his game.
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00:01:12,1=His team's won, too.
00:01:12,2=4-0.
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